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REVIEW | Champagne Afternoon Tea at the Black Swan in North Yorkshire

15th January 2018

Hi, I’m Ellie and I’ve never had afternoon tea before. Yep, you read that right, this is my first ever afternoon tea. A struggling, skint university student – you’re much more likely to find me stuffing my face with cheesy chips at 3am in the morning than enjoying dainty finger sandwiches and cream scones. It is high time I got a bit more sophisticated and sampled this iconic afternoon treat. So today I donned a posh(ish) frock and treated my mum, Sue, to tea at The Black Swan in the beautiful little village of Helmsley, North Yorkshire (I may have forgotten her birthday… I may have also needed a lift there).

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

Catherine, our waitress, was incredibly friendly and we were promptly seated in the cosy tearoom, just off from the main hotel. With mismatched china teacups and tiny little cake forks this was exactly how I envisaged proper afternoon tea. Mum loved the décor so much she even bought one of the paintings and took it home with us.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

There was a choice of twenty different teas at The Black Swan (or coffee and hot chocolate if you want to kill the tradition). Mum went for the classic Black Swan blend whilst I opted for the more adventurous Gin and Tonic tea (you can take the student out of uni, but…). Whilst it wasn’t quite a Hendrick’s, this floral white tea was light and refreshing and probably a lot better for you than five G&T’s.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

Next up came the bit I’d been waiting for –  the food. Three tiers of sandwiches, cakes and scones were quickly brought to our table and it all looked delicious.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

The sandwiches included Free-range Hen’s Egg with Mustard Cress, Prawn & Marie Rose, Yorkshire Ham & Dijon Mustard Mayonnaise, and Cucumber with Cream Cheese & Chive on an assortment of rolls, brioches and bread with no crusts (why don’t posh people eat crusts?) Mum’s favourite was the Ham and Mustard – in Sue’s words “the perfect ratio of filling to bread, proper thick ham, and a light hint of mustard mayo”.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

Mum had already declared herself full by this point, but we bravely battled on to dessert. We started off with the Passion Fruit Tart which was absolutely to die for. The pastry was perfectly golden and crisp and the filling was almost like a crème brulée with a crispy sugar top. It was both creamy and fruity and I could have eaten about ten of them.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

Second was mum’s favourite; the Mini Carrot Cake with mascarpone cream. Again, this pudding was amazing. The sponge was rich, packed with sultanas and orange zest and the cream topping was heavenly.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

Next we tucked into the Chocolate Delice; a rich chocolate mousse with a crispy chocolate bottom, and orange zest cream. This gorgeous dessert was topped with cherries which for some reason I thought were mini plums. Finally, we finished with a Red Berry Panna Cotta.  Pure indulgence.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

By this point I won’t lie, I was starting to struggle.

Still… a slurp or three of champagne and a quick breather and I was ready to take on the homemade scones. Both the plain and fruit scones were light and golden and the homemade strawberry jam was absolutely delicious.

The Black Swan Helmsley Afternoon Tea

My first afternoon tea was everything I had anticipated and more. It sure beats pasta with Tesco Value tomato sauce five nights on the trot. The service was exceptional and all the food was incredible. Indulgent, classic and absolutely scrumptious. Many thanks to the Black Swan for a fabulous time – I could get used to this.

Afternoon Tea is available from £21.95 per person and changes seasonally to make the best use of the fresh, local produce available. Click HERE to find out more.


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1 Comment

  1. Jean |

    Ellie and Lyndsey, I so enjoyed this review. And I’m glad you finally had your first afternoon tea. I love afternoon tea, and it is a lifelong habit I never tire of. The painting your mum bought is one *mine* probably would have bought — a bit quirky! 🙂 I’m very fussy about my tea sandwiches, so I always find out in advance what’s on the menu and have them make a few adjustments (I don’t like prawns or smoked salmon, for example).



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